“ask a parent before going online”
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wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
thats medieval shit like when we hear fortnight i think renaissance medieval ages
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An Australian Love Poem.
You are the gold to my coast, my Vegemite on toast.
The Queen of my land, the beer in my hand.
The thong on my foot, the Rhonda to my Katut
The Kanga to my Roo, the BB to my Q
The Wi to my Fi
The sauce to my pie.
what if i bought a cactus and carried it around and just whacked everyone who annoys me with the cactus
(Source: jssey)
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you australians may take the shit out of new zealand but at least we don’t have schapelle corby
We don’t, Indonesia does
(Source: yzma)
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Because Anna was asking me what a kookaburra sounds like |D
oh god
i just realised how odd this must sound to people who aren’t used to kookaburras
what the hell is this omg
omg it sounds like the offspring of a monkey and a velociraptor
That is an honest to god bird here in Oz
STRAYA
the kookaburra sounds like that lady in the Sticky Buddy dub video
why am I laughing so much? they wake me up everday
(Source: k-kipper)
To non Australians
“Yeah, nah” means “no”
“Nah, yeah” means “yes”I can see how this may be confusing.
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Jun 18th 2013
in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller
truth.
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